You've stumbled upon the secret underground network of Stray Cat Implants, where we're redefining the boundaries of feline-fusion technology. Learn more about our feline friends
Our team of expert feline psychologists (okay, they're actually just dudes in cat onesies) have spent years studying the nuances of feline nomenclature. Why do cats have whiskers?
When our CEO, Mr. Jenkins, tried to patent the "Catnip 2.0" implant, the feline overlords took matters into their own paws. What happens in a catnip-induced trance?
We're working on a new, improved, totally-not-implausible Stray Cat Implant 3.0. Features include:
We're not just a company, we're a community. Join us in our crusade against humanity's sanity.