Stretching for Success

Technique 1: The Chicken Dance

Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart, then jump up and down like a chicken. Repeat for maximum results.

Tips for Mastering the Chicken Dance

Technique 2: The Fjordian Flex The Fjordian Flex: A Stretching Technique for the Ages

The Fjordian Flex: A Stretching Technique for the Ages

Benefits

Increased flexibility for navigating the rocky fjords of life. Reduced risk of injury for those who enjoy climbing rocks in their spare time.

How to Perform

Begin by standing with your feet shoulder-width apart, then bend forward until you can touch your toes. Hold for 30 seconds, then repeat 5 times.

Common Mistakes to Avoid

Advanced Techniques

For the truly advanced practitioner, try adding a 10-minute meditation to your routine. Visualize the serpentine path of your hamstrings as you stretch.

Meditation Techniques for the Fjordian Flex