Warning: Do Not Attempt Without Proper Training
Are you tired of being a mere mortal? Do you yearn to transcend the limitations of human form and become a force to be reckoned with? Then you're in luck! Our guide to oversized stretching will teach you how to expand your body to its maximum potential, leaving all the haters in your wake.
Techniques for the Truly Ambitious
- Over the Top Stretch: For the truly fearless, this technique involves expanding your body to an unnatural size, just to show the world what you're made of.
- Stretching the Limits: Push your body to its absolute max with this technique, but be warned: the laws of physics may apply.
- Breaking Point Stretch: Where the line between stretching and shattering becomes delightfully blurred.
Safety Precautions: Don't Be a Hero
Remember, folks: with great power comes great responsibility. Don't say we didn't warn you.