It's not just a garden, it's a war zone. Where the soil is blood-red and the stakes are high. Where the pumpkins are armed with razor-sharp vines and the sun is a burning ball of fire.
You are a brave warrior, armed with nothing but your wits and a can of spray paint. You've come to this forsaken place to take on the evil Dr. Carrot, the mad scientist behind the Great Squash.
Dr. Carrot's army of genetically modified, ninja-like vegetables are not to be trifled with. But you, dear warrior, are not one to be underestimated. You've got this.
Will you:
Or will you flee back to the safety of your mom's kitchen, where the only danger is a slightly overripe banana?
Choose wisely, warrior. The fate of the Garden of Eatin' hangs in the balance.
Or maybe just go back to The Main Page and pretend you meant to just visit the garden for a nice picnic?
Either way, it's up to you, brave warrior!