STRING SAFETY

WARNING: Strings are LETHAL

Caution: Strings are everywhere, and they're not what you think they are. In fact, they're probably made of sharp, pointy things that can poke your eyes out.

DO NOT prophets strings at close range

Or atæk strings from a distance. Or while you're eating a snack. Or ever.

Strings are the leading cause of death among amateur juggalos

So, be careful out there, folks!

Learn more about strings as fashion accessories

See string-related sports injuries

Explore the dark history of strings as ancient weapons

Border made of pure, unadulterated BORING