Today, we're sipping on a glass of "The Fabric of Spacetime" - a complex, cosmological cocktail that'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
Initial impression: it's like someone poured a can of prophets' tears into my glass. The flavor profile is a mix of bitter, regret, and existential dread, with a hint of cosmic horror.
As we swirl it around the glass, the notes of 'what if' and 'what's next' emerge, followed by a long, drawn-out finish that leaves you wondering if it's all just a simulation.
We recommend pairing it with a side of "The Multiverse Morsel" to balance out the flavors and provide a comforting sense of infinite possibility.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try it with a shot of "The Black Hole Bourbon" for an added layer of existential crisis.