Stripped to the Bone

Our Production Process

Step 1: Gather materials, including but not limited to:

• 1.5 million yards of striped fabric
• 1000 gallons of glue
• 3000 pairs of scissors

Step 2: Cut the fabric into 100 equal parts, using only the most precise of laser guides.

Step 3: Apply a coat of paint, carefully selecting the exact right shade of "Meh".

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