Step 1: Squirrel-Proof Your Trunk with Squirrelnado Alley's patented Squirrelnado-Proofing System (patent pending)
Step 2: Use a mixture of mothballs and catnip to repel those pesky squirrels
Step 3: Install a Squirrelnado-Matic, a device that shoots a high-speed stream of compressed air to deter squirrels (available at your local hardware store)
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Squirrelnado: The Book by renowned expert, Squirrelnado Jones
Squirrelnado For Dummies by Wiley Publishing