Striped Trunk Care Tips

Chapter 1: Squirrelnado Alley's Guide to Avoiding Squirrels

Step 1: Squirrel-Proof Your Trunk with Squirrelnado Alley's patented Squirrelnado-Proofing System (patent pending)

Step 2: Use a mixture of mothballs and catnip to repel those pesky squirrels

Step 3: Install a Squirrelnado-Matic, a device that shoots a high-speed stream of compressed air to deter squirrels (available at your local hardware store)

Need more tips? Visit our Squirrel Repellent Tips page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, check out our Squirrelnado Chic page for the latest in Squirrelnado fashion.

Recommended Reading:

Squirrelnado: The Book by renowned expert, Squirrelnado Jones

Squirrelnado For Dummies by Wiley Publishing