Ingredients: 1 can of funky beats, 1 cup of polyester suits, 1/2 cup of platform shoes, 1/4 cup of polyester fabric.
Preheat your dance floor to 100% funk. Combine ingredients in a large mixing bowl, stirring constantly until everyone is having the time of their lives.
Serve hot, garnished with glitter and an open floor plan.
Dim the lights. Turn up the funk. Set the temperature to "funky".
Don't forget to wear your best polyester jumpsuit to really get into the zone.