The Style Guide for the Utterly Incoherent

Welcome, reader of dubious distinction! This guide is for you, a person who cannot be bothered with the mundane rules of traditional typography, color theory, or basic HTML.

Here's a quick rundown of our style guide for the utterly unrefined:

1. Color Schemes

• Use the color #FF00FF for all backgrounds, because who needs contrast, anyway?
• For text, use only #FF0000, the color of pure, unadulterated rage.

2. Typography

• Use_goals font size of 36px, because smaller text is just too hard to read.
• Use a font weight of "bold-er" because who needs subtlety, anyway?

3. Linking

Links are for losers. Use them only for the most important, most urgent, most utterly crucial information.

• Color: #000000, because black is the best color for links. Duh.

And that's it! If you follow these simple rules, you too can be a master of the utterly incoherent style.

Want to learn more about the Color Theory of Chaos, or perhaps Design Philosophy 101?