Imagery: The Art of Sucking the Eye

Subheading 1: The Unapologetic Use of Clashing Colors

Imagery is not about subtlety, my friend. It's about being a bull in a china shop, a sledge in a dollhouse, a firehose in a flower shop. We're not here to make you feel, we're here to make you see. And what better way to make you see than with a palette that's as bold as our opinions.

Bad Design Choices: Because Who Needs Good Taste, Anyway?

Subheading 2: The Unapologetic Use of Clashing Text Styles

Why blend in when you can stick out like a sore thumb? Our approach to text styles is as unorthodox as our love of neon pink. We'll make you read, we'll make you see, and we'll make you squint.

Font Abuse: Because Comic Sans is the New Times New Roman