Minutes of the Utterly Frustrating Subcommittee 13

Meeting 42, Day 3: "The Never-Ending Saga of the Missing Donuts"

Summary:

Member 19: "I'm still trying to find the donuts. I swear, they were here 5 minutes ago."
Member 42: "I found the donuts, but they were stale."
Chairperson: "This is a never-ending cycle of despair."

Discussion:

After a heated debate, the subcommittee reached a unanimous decision to keep searching for the elusive donuts.

Actions Items:

Search the entire building for the donuts.
Check the break room for any signs of the donuts.
Call the Donut Fairy and complain about the missing treats.

Schedule a Therapy Session with Member 19 Member 42's Donut Hunting Tips The Chairperson's Guide to Effective Whining

Subcommittee 13, Meeting 42, Day 3

Approved By: Member 17 (with great reluctance)

Next Meeting: Never (we'll probably just adjourn until the donuts arrive)