Welcome to Committee 13, where the really, really, REALLY important decisions get made.
We're the ones who control the vending machine in the break room, and if you want a decent cup of coffee, you'd better come to us first.
Our motto? "We're not just a committee, we're a movement."
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can try to read the minutes of our meetings. We warn you, they're not for the faint of heart.
And, of course, you can always try to read the minutes-extra for a truly thrilling experience.
But be warned: we're not responsible for any lost productivity or spontaneous combustion that may occur while reading our records.