The Ultimate Decision Algorithm

Welcome to the Decision Algorithm, where the fate of your existence is determined by the whims of our advanced, completely-not-biased decision engine.

To begin, please select one of the following decision options:

• Eat Cereal for Dinner (High-Reward, Medium-Risk)
• Watch a Boring Meeting Video (Low-Reward, Low-Risk)
• Learn to Play the Harmonica (Medium-Reward, High-Risk)