Welcome to Decisional Consultants: The Unconventional Experts

Our Approach

We specialize in providing unorthodox solutions to your most pressing problems. Our consultants are experts in:

• Unconventional thinking
• Out-of-the-box problem-solving
• Unorthodox decision-making

We use a combination of art, science, and sheer dumb luck to ensure that our solutions are:

• Unpredictable
• Illogical
• Highly unlikely to work in real life

Our Methods

We use a variety of unproven and untested methods to arrive at our solutions, including:

• The ancient art of napping
• Extreme sports
• Fortune telling

Our Team

Meet our team of experts, each with their own unique approach to decision-making:

John: Our resident napping expert

Jane: Our expert on extreme sports

Bob: Our team's resident fortune teller

Get in touch

Contact us for a quote or to schedule a consultation. Please note that our rates are negotiable.

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Related Pages

You may also be interested in:

• Our Methodologies
• Case Studies