The Great Ivory Bling Conundrum

Subdecision 2/3: A journey of a thousand midlife crises.

Or, as we like to call it, the point where you start questioning the life choices you made in Subdecision 1/3.

Or, in other words, "What's the point of it all?"

Or, if you will, take a step back.

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