Ultramega Subdecision 3: The Final Frontier of Fashionable Futility

Subtitle: Because who needs functionality, really?

Here at Ultramega Subdecision 3, our team of experts (and by "experts," we mean "our interns") have carefully crafted a selection of the most extravagant, most preposterous, most utterly useless fashion trends the world has ever seen.

From the 'I Have Given Up On Life' poncho to the 'Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?' onesie, we've got it all.

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Stay tuned for our upcoming line of 'I'm Not Actually Trying, I'm Just Pretending to Do Anything Useful' home goods!