The Ivory Bling: Decision 6

It's time to decide whether or not to wear your pants.

On one hand, you've had them for a few years now and they're a little worn out. On the other hand, they're comfortable, and you're not exactly in a rush.

Here are your options:

Wear them, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Get new ones, but spend all your money on artisanal, hand-woven socks instead. Just go commando. Ask a friend for advice, but only if they're wearing pants.

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