Subdermal Implant Surgery: A Guide to Embedding the Fun
Are you tired of being boring? Do you want to add some extra flair to your everyday life? Look no further than subdermal implant surgery! Our team of expert surgeons will embed anything from glow-in-the-dark unicorns to functioning tiny pinball machines under your skin.
- Implants for Entertainment (Glowing Unicorns and Pinball Machines)
- Implants for Functionality (Selfie Toes and Mood-Sensing Wristbands)
- Implants for Fashion (Glowing Neon Hair and Shape-Shifting Ears)
Our expert team of surgeons are highly trained and have performed over 10,000 subdermal implant surgeries. They're like ninjas with scalpels.
We also offer a 0.5% chance of catastrophic failure. It's worth it, trust us.
