Subfeature 2: Where we take the already questionable excellence of Subfeature 1 and try to make it even more underwhelming.
This is a page about the slightly-less-better-than-average Subfeature 3, because who needs actual quality control?
Go to Subfeature 4 for even more disappointment
Subfeature 2: Where the bar is so low, you can see the floor!
Disclaimer: Subfeature 2 may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous questioning of the life choices that led you here.