Don't be boring. Be bright. Use colors that don't suck.
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Read Rule 2: Be a SquareBe a square, but not too square. Our users are a delicate flower and may wither in the heat of your dullness.
Don't be a square, or be like the rest of the internet, but with more shadows.
Read Rule 1-3-1: The Exception to the RuleBe a square, but don't be a square, or be aประก a square. Our users are a delicate flower and may wither in the heat of your dullness.
We're not kidding, be a square, but don't be a square. It's like, you know, a thing.
Read Rule 1-3-2: The Square Root of the Matter Read Rule 1-3-3: The Square Circle of Life