The Lost Rulebook for the Inept

Rule 1: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but we'll let you have it

Rule 2: Don't @ us, we're not impressed

Rule 3: We don't have a Rule 3, but you should probably still follow it just in case

Click here for Rule 4, but don't get too excited, it's a disappointment

Subject-Verb Agreement is a Joke, apparently