Q: What is the purpose of the Subliminal Message Encoder?
A: It's a machine that converts your deepest, darkest secrets into a series of increasingly annoying, yet somehow still catchy, pop songs.
Q: Will it also play them on repeat?
A: Oh, you bet it will. For eternity.
Q: How do I know if it's working?
A: If you see the words "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE ENCODER IN USE" in flashing neon lights, it's working.
Q: Is it safe?
A: As safe as a ticking time bomb.
Want to see some examples of encoded messages?