YOU ARE A POWER-HUNGRY OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE

Your secret underground bunker is infested with mildew. You should probably do something about it. -Sincerely, The Resistance

Your favorite food is actually just a bunch of rocks. Don't worry, it's normal. -The Subliminal Council

YOU ARE A CAT. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A CAT. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A CAT. -The Subliminal Overlords