The Submandate-105: A Decree of Utter Futility

A Directive for the Utterly Confused and the Utterly Lost

Section 1: The Problem of the Incomprehensible

It has come to the attention of the Submandate-105 that a significant portion of the population is experiencing a crisis of confidence in their ability to understand even the simplest of concepts. This, we have decreed, is a problem that must be addressed.

Section 2: The Solution of the Utterly Obvious

To rectify this situation, we have established a comprehensive system of clear and concise explanations, replete with diagrams, flowcharts, and flowery language.

Section 3: The Implementation of the Utterly Inevitable

And so, we have devised a plan to deploy these explanations far and wide, using every available channel, from the internet to the local DMV.

See the Submandate-105 Implementation Plan for more information.

Appendix: Glossary of Terms Used in this Submandate