Welcome to Submandate Fu, where the ancient art of subtle intimidation is mastered.
Our courses are designed to make you a master of the subtle art, but be warned: once you've mastered the Submandate Fu, you may never be able to look your auntie in the eye again.
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Submandate Fu: The Ultimate Techniques Advanced Submandate Training Over the Shoulder Rolls: The Art of Submandate Disengagement Stealth Mode Training: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Be Invisible Psychological Manipulation: The Secret to Getting What You Want (Without Actually Trying) Exit Strategies: For When You Need to Make a Quick Exit (Without Appearinig Suspicious) The Submandate Fu Philosophy: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Be Alone in Your Corner of the Universe Our Mission: To Spread Submandate Fu Across the Land Frequently Asked Questions: Because Who Hasn't Been Asked About Submandate Fu?© 2024 Submandate Fu