Why bother with social norms and expectations when you can just shrug and walk away?
Learn to play the spoons, juggle 5 balls, or become an expert at watching paint dry. Your future employer will be amazed!
Turn your couch into a productivity machine by spending hours staring at cat videos!
Assert your dominance over your coworkers and family members by claiming an ever-expanding circle of personal space.
Stand on a street corner, eyes fixed on the ground, for hours on end. Your presence will become a local landmark!
Conserve energy by taking fewer breaths! A simple trick to boost your mental and physical performance.
Embracing the natural aroma of your body will grant you unparalleled confidence and charm!
From Chronic Nihilism Syndrome to Existential Dread Disorder, impress your healthcare provider with your impressive collection!