Located in a parallel universe where the laws of sanity no longer apply, we're a team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly bewildered individuals tasked with explaining the inexplicable.
Mission Statement: We're not really sure what our mission statement is, but we're working on it.
Learn more about our mission, or at least, our confusion.
Meet the team of experts behind this mess.
Our team includes:
Together, we're a force to be reckoned with... or not.
Send us an email at submandatees@example.com and we'll try to respond... eventually.
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