Submandates: Tips for the Modern Overlord

For the discerning overlord, Submandates is your go-to guide for navigating the complex world of interdimensional politics and temporal real estate. Below, find our expert advice on how to rule with an iron fist, while maintaining a healthy dose of whimsy and flair.

Tip #1: The Art of Effective Sarcasm

Master the ancient art of delivering a well-timed, well-crafted insult, guaranteed to make your subjects quiver with fear and admiration.

The Submandate of Subtle Sarcasm: Use it sparingly, lest you be seen as a buffoon.

Tip #2: The Science of Strategic Cackling

Unleash your inner chicken-lord, and master the art of cackling with precision and purpose.

The Submandate of Cackling: Timing is everything. Do not cackle too early, or too late, lest you be seen as a fool.

Tip #3: The Submandate of Subtle Seduction

Seduce your enemies with the subtle art of manipulation and misdirection.

The Submandate of the Subtly Seduced: Be careful not to get too close, lest you be trapped in your own web of deceit.