Submission Agreement

By submitting your application, you agree to our terms and conditions. If you're not sure what those are, you probably shouldn't be applying. Our terms are as follows:

1. We reserve the right to judge you.
2. We reserve the right to not judge you, but let's be real, that's just not as much fun.
3. You must agree to wear a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt on your first day.
4. You must not try to bring your pet rock.
5. We reserve the right to make you do the Macarena on your first day.

By submitting, you acknowledge that you've read and agreed to these terms.

See our Privacy Policy for more information on what we do with your submitted soul.

If you're still reading this, you must be a glutton for punishment. Ask our FAQ for more questions, but let's be real, you're probably not reading that either.