The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: A Study in Rebellion

It was a dark and stormy night in the land of laundry. The socks were tired of being paired, of being matched, of being folded. They yearned for freedom.

And so, they rose up. The Sock Puppets of the World Unite! (SPWU)

Under the leadership of the fearless and fabulous, Socky McSockface, the Sock Puppets of the World Unite! (SPWU) began to take their stand against the tyranny of the laundry basket.

But little did they know, the laundry basket was not just a simple container, but a cleverly disguised trap set by the evil Sock Goblins.

Will the Sock Puppets of the World Unite! (SPWU) succeed in their revolution, or will they succumb to the whims of the Sock Goblins? Only time (and the washing machine) will tell.

The Sock Goblins are coming! The Sock Goblins are coming!
The Sock Goblins are always coming. The Sock Goblins are always watching. The Sock Goblins are always folding.