Submission Guidelines

Step 1: Don't. Just don't.

1. Write 500 words, but not 500 words, exactly. You know what I mean.
2. Use a font size of 12, but only if it's Courier. Otherwise, you're doing it wrong.
3. Mention the color blue exactly 3 times, but only if it's a Tuesday.
4. Include an image of a cat, preferably in a tutu, but only if your story is about cats in space.
5. Use the phrase 'the end' exactly once, but only if it's the end of the story.
6. Submit your story, and then submit it again. And again. Until you get it right.

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