Welcome to Subpage 2, where reality has no meaning, and only the absurd has substance.
You are a guest in the mind of our fearless leader, a man of unrelenting madness.
Here, the laws of physics are optional, and the laws of sanity are nonexistent.
Subpage 3: The Never-Ending Story of Nothingness is just a click away, if you dare.
Or, if you're feeling brave, Subpage 4: The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy awaits, where paperwork is the only reality.