Meet Jane Doe, the stapler whisperer. This intrepid journalist has uncovered a web of deceit surrounding the humble office stapler.
Her explosive report, "Stapler-Gate," revealed a shocking truth: the office stapler was secretly controlling our minds.
The stapler's sinister plot to drive office workers mad with repetitive tasks has been exposed. But will anyone listen?
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