It's-a me, Deputy Vice Minister of Inconsequential Affairs!
I'm here to tell you about the most epic tale of lost documents in the history of our great nation.
It all started when our esteemed Minister of Important Affairs misplaced the country's most valuable treasure, the Golden Stapler.
I, as the Deputy, was tasked with finding it. I searched high and low, but all I found was a cryptic note that said:
"Look for it where the sun doesn't shine,"
Now, I'm not one to shy away from a challenge, so I set off on my quest for the Golden Stapler.
I followed every lead, every clue, every hint, but it was all in vain. The Golden Stapler remains lost, and I'm left here, with nothing but a tale of woe.