The Intern's Inbox

Today's tasks:

Finish that thing with the deadline that's due in 5 minutes
Check if the cat is okay after that one time it got loose
Learn how to use the copier without jamming it
Order pizza for lunch
Call mom and pretend to be interested

Update resume to include more intern-specific skills

Check email for prophetic messages from the CEO

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