Subpage Squad Mission Briefing 3: "Operation: Disco Fries"

**Mission Objective:**

Our top secret agents have received intel that a rogue disco party has been operating under the cover of darkness, threatening the very fabric of reality itself. We need you, our elite operatives, to infiltrate this party, gather intel, and put an end to the disco menace.

**Mission Details:**

• Location: The Disco Party will be held at the old warehouse on 5th and Main.
• Time: 0200 hours. Be there before the lights come on, or risk getting caught up in the Bee-Gees.
• Disco-era attire is strictly enforced. Don't even think about wearing those pleated pants, or that plaid shirt with the ruffles.

**Support Team:**

• Captain Funkypants: Our resident expert in all things disco. Don't ask questions, just follow his lead.
• Agent Polyester: Our top linguist, fluent in the language of the disco era.
• Dr. Bee Gees: Our resident musicologist, able to analyze even the most complex disco beats.

**Communication Protocols:**

• Use secure channels to report back to HQ. We can't trust the disco vibes to stay out of our ears.
• Be prepared for extensive exposure to polyester, platform shoes, and polyester suits. It's a real hazard.

**Remember, agents:**

• This is a high-risk mission. The disco party will not be easily infiltrated. You will be tested.
• But, we have faith in you. You're the only ones who can save us from this era of disco terror.

Mission Briefing 3.2: "Disco Inferno"

Mission Briefing 3.1: "Disco Ball Disavowal"