The Subpar Guide to Subpar Heroism

Are you tired of being a hero? Do you want to be more subpar? Look no further! The Subpage-Squad is here to guide you through the art of doing the bare minimum.

Lesson 1: The Basics of Subpar Heroism

Learn the fundamentals of subpar heroism, including:

How to show up late to the scene
Why you don't need superpowers to be a hero
That a cape will not improve your performance

Continue to Lesson 2

Meet Our Subpar Heroes

Meet the faces behind the Subpage-Squad:

Learn from their subpar examples and become a hero yourself!

Still unsure? Visit our Frequently Unanswered Questions page for more information.