Welcome, brave adventurer, to the Fjord of Despair, where the skies are gray, the fish are miserable, and the seaweed is always a little bit soggy.

Here, you'll find the most pitiful excuse for a harbor in all the land. The boats are stuck, the seagulls are crying, and the locals are... well, they're just trying not to get too close to the water, if you know what I mean.