Subpage 6: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Ironing

Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Ironing, as an extreme sport, requires a delicate balance of precision, focus, and utter disregard for one's own well-being.

We're not talking about your grandma's ironing board, folks. No, no. We're talking about a 300-pound behemoth of a machine that requires a forklift to move, a Hazmat suit to operate, and a PhD in physics to understand.

So, if you're ready to push your limits, risk your neck, and possibly lose all sense of reason, then join us on this journey into the heart of Extreme Ironing.

Getting Started

Subpage 10: Building the Perfect Ironing Board, the behemoth of your dreams, awaits. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it looks. Unless you look directly at it. Then it might look kinda scary.

Subpage 11: Advanced Ironing Techniques for the Truly Insane will guide you through the most complex ironing moves known to man. Or at least, known to us.