Subpage 80: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Ironing

Warning: The following content is highly addictive. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion, excessive sweating, and/or irreversible fabric damage.

Proceed with Caution

Step 1: Choose Your Ironing Surface Wisely

Consider the texture, size, and porosity of the surface. A rough, uneven surface is not ideal for optimal ironing.

Step 2: Apply Heat, Apply Pressure

But not too much. You don't want to scorch the fabric, or worse, set off the fire alarm.

Step 3: Engage in Ferocious Ironing

Muttering curses and making loud, aggressive ironing noises is encouraged.