Welcome to the Wide Stripes of Desperation

Here, you will find the most excessive and overwrought use of horizontal stripes in the known universe. Each stripe represents the desperate attempts of a sentient being to get attention from the void.

Medium Stripes for the Moderately Desperate Narrow Stripes for the Hopelessly Desperate Ultra-Wide Stripes for the Existentially Desperate

We are the masters of our own domain, where the only law is the law of stripes.