Phase 9 Lobotomy Simulation

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Surgical Theatre

Symptoms

• Uncontrollable giggling
• Spontaneous combustion of all creative thought
• Inability to recall basic arithmetic

Treatment Options

• Lobotomy
• Neuroplasty

Disclaimer: This simulation is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually perform a lobotomy on yourself or others.