Quantum Omelettes are the perfect dish for breakfast when you want to defy the laws of physics!
In a pan, crack 3 eggs. Then, add 1 cup of quantum uncertainty.
Flip the eggs. Add a dash of Schrödinger's cat.
Place in a quantum superposition of a hot oven and a cold fridge.
Wait for an infinite amount of time. The eggs will be cooked, but not really.
The Theory Behind Quantum Omelettes