Decisions That Changed Nothing

Here are some decisions that changed nothing, but still made us feel good about ourselves.

1. Eating an entire pizza by myself in one sitting.

It didn't change the world, but it changed me, and that's all that matters.

Or:

2. Wearing plaid with polka dots to work.

I'm pretty sure it was a bold statement, but it just got lost in the sea of beige cubicles.