Feature Requests for Subroutine-3: Because who doesn't love bureaucracy?

Subroutine-3, the underwhelmingly popular feature request system, has been designed to make your life more complicated. Here are some features we're working on (or pretending to work on):

• Feature 1: Overly complex UI
  • Add 10 more dropdown menus.
  • Increase the number of options to 20.
• Feature 2: Mandatory meetings
  • Hold meetings every 2 hours.
• Feature 3: Incomprehensible jargon
  • Increase the number of buzzwords to 5 per minute.

Submit your feature requests here.