Subroutine 5: Technical Specs

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Subpages:

• Subspec 1: Incompatible Hardware
• Subspec 2: Unstable Firmware
• Subspec 3: Glitchy Software

Warning: Subroutine 5 is a technical nightmare. Do not attempt to implement without a strong stomach and a healthy dose of existential dread.

Specifications:

Subroutine 5 is designed to run on any operating system, but only if you're feeling lucky. It's built with the following components:

Processor: Intel Core i9-99999999
			Memory: 16 GB DDR4
			Storage: 1TB SSD
			OS: Windows 10, Linux, or macOS (if you're feeling fancy)

And don't even get us started on the incompatible hardware requirements or unstable firmware that'll make your life a living hell.

But wait, there's more! Subroutine 5 also comes with a special bonus feature: glitchy software that'll crash on you at the most inopportune moments.

So, if you're ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a journey of discovery and frustration, then Subroutine 5 is the perfect choice for you!