Subroutin' Requirements

For a subroutine to be truly effective, it must meet the following requirements:

• Must be able to perform at least 3 tasks simultaneously without breaking a sweat.
• Must be able to communicate with the main program through a series of complex, poorly-documented APIs.
• Must be able to handle at least 5 different input formats, including but not limited to: CSV, JSON, XML, and COBOL.

Failure to meet these requirements will result in a 30% decrease in productivity and a 90% decrease in morale.

Don't forget to also check out our subroutine documents for more information on how to implement these requirements.

And if you're feeling adventurous, try out our subroutine simulator to see just how well your subroutines will perform under duress.