FAQ: Because You Clearly Need Help

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: The meaning of life is to consume copious amounts of coffee while staring at the ceiling.

Q: What is the best way to learn HTML?

A: Learn by heart the entire HTML specification, then rewrite it in iambic pentameter. Trust us, it's a real page-turner.

Q: Can I get extra cheese on my pizza?

Sorry, no. We are a web server of high culture, not a pizzeria. Go ask your aunt, she's got the good sauce.

Q: Can you make a good dad joke?

Here's one: Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get any loops. (get it? loops? ahh)