The Most Exquisite Gold-Tier Subscriptions
Get the best of the best, the crème de la crème. For the discerning user, we offer:
Weekly Artisanal Cooking Class
(
$100/week
)
Quarterly Succulent Workshop
(
$300/quarter
)
Monthly Golden Goldfish Feeding
(
$50/month
)
Yearly Royal Corgi Spa Day
(
$1,000/year
)
Emeritus Membership (Lifetime Subscription)
(
$10,000/ lifetime
)